KRABSTADT KRABSTADT
Krabstadt is a satirical animated TV series
where the Nordic countries have sent their unwanted.
Krabstadt
Isolated but influential
Fueled by diversity
At the peak of innovation
Highly skilled unemployed
Europe's most flexible labour law
History Lesson. Level 1
When did Sweden colonize Finland and what did the Swedes call it?


History Lesson. Level 2
Q: Between 1397 - 1523 something called the The Kalmar Union existed but what is that? And why is that?
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Kalmar Union was established by joining the Kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway to counteract the German expansion into the Baltic region.
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History Lesson. Level 3
Which countries became a union 1380 - 1814?

a. Denmark-Norway
b. Denmark-Sweden
c. Sweden-Norway
d. Norway-Finland
e. Finland-Russia
g. Iceland-Finland

A: Denmark-Sweden Union. That's why people in Skåne have a funny accent and vote right wing.
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History Lesson. Level 4
Q: When was the Sweden-Norway Union? And which of the 3 dates did it dissolve?

a: 1814-1905.06.07
b: 1814-1905.08.13
c: 1814-1905.10.26

A: Hard to tell. Ask a Norwegian, they will tell you how it was.
Nanook of the North sculpture
In memory of dying cultures.
Office of Development (OD)
OD is a municipal building that deals with most issues in Krabstadt. Shaped like an hourglass, it is an ecological and high-tech building, but for the ventilation system to function, it needs to be rotated every two years.
Gerda’s Bar
Famous for its “Hangover Eggs”. The only place in Krabstadt that serves alcohol after 6pm.
Krabstadt Volcano Hotel
The Krabstadt volcano, Arrabbiata, has an anger management problem. As part of her therapy OD built a hotel on her crater. A stay for the daring.
Porn Clinic for Winter Depression
In Krabstadt the dreaded yearly winter depression is cured by state subsidized penguin porn.
Pølsekvinnan
Serving feminist sausages made from happy Danish pigs.
Krabstadt Bank
Promoting the good of the people of Krabstadt by circulating the snake’s venom in the economy.
Taichi Sculpture Plaza
A stress free zone for the Western Buddhist
Feminist Institute no.1
The feminists had a fight about the design of the building, which resulted in one being built in the in the forest and the other out in the sea.
Center for Women’s Health Research
The Center is also famous for its restaurant located inside the bad breast that offers food for mitochondrial health
Feminist Institute no.2
Tiger Kitty Lesbian Bar
Santa’s Stocking Gay Bar
Krabstadt Sauna
OD converted all churches into saunas, which the citizens attend more regularly.
Magic Hill Mall
The World’s only mall offering a wide range of shopping therapy cures.
Krabstadt Social Housing
Shaped as an abacus so OD can easily count its low-income population.
Samik’s Big Balls Falafel
Has a huge ventilation pipe so that Samik’s falafel joint doesn’t smell of yucky foreign grease. Instead it emits pleasant Nordic natural scents. Serves new Nordic cuisine falafels.
The Dental Clinic
You can get your teeth done 24/7
Krabstadt Public Toilet
Offers soaps that has won awards. Defecate here like nowhere else in the world!
The Ice Scream Sculpture
Created by the Austrian artist Misha Stroj who was commissioned by OD to provide populist public art.
Krabstadt middle class housing
The interior design of each house is an impeccable expression of good taste.
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History Lesson. Level 1
When did Sweden colonize Finland and what did the Swedes call it?


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History Lesson. Level 2
Q: Between 1397 - 1523 something called the The Kalmar Union existed but what is that? And why is that?
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Nanook of the North sculpture
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Office of Development (OD)
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Gerda’s Bar
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Krabstadt Volcano Hotel
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Porn Clinic for Winter Depression
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Pølsekvinnan
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Krabstadt Bank
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Taichi Sculpture Plaza
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Feminist Institute no.1
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Center for Women’s Health Research
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Feminist Institute no.2
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Tiger Kitty Lesbian Bar
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Santa’s Stocking Gay Bar
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Krabstadt Sauna
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Magic Hill Mall
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Krabstadt Social Housing
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Samik’s Big Balls Falafel
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The Dental Clinic
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Krabstadt Public Toilet
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The Ice Scream Sculpture
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Krabstadt middle class housing
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The joke is on you;
Civilization & Provocation The ultimate Krabstadt Fanbook
Feminist Porn the key for a better Future;
Anal fisting and why we will never have a female president;
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