When did Sweden colonize Finland and what did the Swedes call it?

Q: Between 1397 – 1523 something called the The Kalmar Union existed. What is that? & Why is that?

Kalmar Union was established by joining the Kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway to counteract the German expansion into the Baltic region.

Which countries became a union 1380 – 1814?
a. Denmark-Sweden
b. Sweden-Norway
c. Norway-Finland
d. Finland-Russia
f. Iceland-Finland

A: Denmark-Sweden Union. That’s why people in Skåne have a funny accent and vote right wing.

Q: When was the Sweden-Norway Union? And which of the 3 dates did it dissolve?

a: 1814-1905.06.07
b: 1814-1905.08.13
c: 1814-1905.10.26

A: Hard to tell. Ask a Norwegian, they will tell you how it was.

In memory of dying cultures.

OD is a municipal building that deals with most issues in Krabstadt. Shaped like an hourglass, it is an ecological and high-tech building, but for the ventilation system to function, it needs to be rotated every two years.

Famous for its “Hangover Eggs”. The only place in Krabstadt that serves alcohol after 6pm.

The Krabstadt volcano, Arrabbiata, has an anger management problem. As part of her therapy OD built a hotel on her crater. A stay for the daring.

In Krabstadt the dreaded yearly winter depression is cured by state subsidized penguin porn.

Serving feminist sausages made from happy Danish pigs.

Promoting the good of the people of Krabstadt by circulating the snake’s venom in the economy.

A stress free zone for the Western Buddhist

The feminists had a fight about the design of the building, which resulted in one being built in the in the forest and the other out in the sea.

The Center is also famous for its restaurant located inside the bad breast that offers food for mitochondrial health

OD converted all churches into saunas, which the citizens attend more regularly.

The World’s only mall offering a wide range of shopping therapy cures.

Shaped as an abacus so OD can easily count its low-income population.

Has a huge ventilation pipe so that Samik’s falafel joint doesn’t smell of yucky foreign grease. Instead it emits pleasant Nordic natural scents. Serves new Nordic cuisine falafels.

You can get your teeth done 24/7

Offers soaps that has won awards. Defecate here like nowhere else in the world!

Created by the Austrian artist Misha Stroj who was commissioned by OD to provide populist public art.

The interior design of each house is an impeccable expression of good taste.