KRABSTADT KRABSTADT
Krabstadt is small town in the Arctic where
all the Nordic Countries have sent their unwanteds
Svalbard Greenland Denmark Island Finland Sweden Norway
Krabstadt
Isolated but influential
Fueled by diversity
At the peak of innovation
Highly skilled unemployed
Europe's most flexible labour law
History Lesson
Level 1



When did Sweden colonize Finland and what did the Swedes call it?

History Lesson
Level 2


Q: Between 1397 – 1523 something called the The Kalmar Union existed. What is that? & Why is that?

Kalmar Union was established by joining the Kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway to counteract the German expansion into the Baltic region.

History Lesson
Level 3

Which countries became a union 1380 – 1814?
a. Denmark-Sweden
b. Sweden-Norway
c. Norway-Finland
d. Finland-Russia
f. Iceland-Finland

A: Denmark-Sweden Union. That’s why people in Skåne have a funny accent and vote right wing.

History Lesson
Level 4

Q: When was the Sweden-Norway Union? And which of the 3 dates did it dissolve?

a: 1814-1905.06.07
b: 1814-1905.08.13
c: 1814-1905.10.26

A: Hard to tell. Ask a Norwegian, they will tell you how it was.

Nanook of the North sculpture

In memory of dying cultures.

Office of Development (OD)

OD is a municipal building that deals with most issues in Krabstadt. Shaped like an hourglass, it is an ecological and high-tech building, but for the ventilation system to function, it needs to be rotated every two years.

Gerda’s Bar

Famous for its “Hangover Eggs”. The only place in Krabstadt that serves alcohol after 6pm.

Krabstadt Volcano Hotel

The Krabstadt volcano, Arrabbiata, has an anger management problem. As part of her therapy OD built a hotel on her crater. A stay for the daring.

Porn Clinic for Winter Depression

In Krabstadt the dreaded yearly winter depression is cured by state subsidized penguin porn.

Pølsekvinnan

Serving feminist sausages made from happy Danish pigs.

Krabstadt Bank

Promoting the good of the people of Krabstadt by circulating the snake’s venom in the economy.

Taichi Sculpture Plaza

A stress free zone for the Western Buddhist

Feminist Institute no.1

The feminists had a fight about the design of the building, which resulted in one being built in the in the forest and the other out in the sea.

Center for Women’s Health Research

The Center is also famous for its restaurant located inside the bad breast that offers food for mitochondrial health

Feminist Institute no.2
Tiger Kitty Lesbian Bar
Santa’s Stocking Gay Bar
Krabstadt Sauna

OD converted all churches into saunas, which the citizens attend more regularly.

Magic Hill Mall

The World’s only mall offering a wide range of shopping therapy cures.

Krabstadt Social Housing

Shaped as an abacus so OD can easily count its low-income population.

Samik’s Big Balls Falafel

Has a huge ventilation pipe so that Samik’s falafel joint doesn’t smell of yucky foreign grease. Instead it emits pleasant Nordic natural scents. Serves new Nordic cuisine falafels.

The Dental Clinic

You can get your teeth done 24/7

Krabstadt Public Toilet

Offers soaps that has won awards. Defecate here like nowhere else in the world!

The Ice Scream Sculpture

Created by the Austrian artist Misha Stroj who was commissioned by OD to provide populist public art.

Krabstadt middle class housing

The interior design of each house is an impeccable expression of good taste.

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Nanook of the North sculpture
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Krabstadt Public Toilet
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Krabstadt middle class housing
whaled women trailer
sex & taxes trailer
arrabbiata wants a raise trailer
The joke is on you;
Civilization & Provocation The ultimate Krabstadt Fanbook
Feminist Porn the key for a better Future;
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